Install a bladder and a pair of SHORTS
so he can wet himself.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 12
When I first met Howard, he'd pull
his scrotum out of his SHORTS and say:
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 19
And I'm wearing cargo SHORTS
under my pants.
The Big Bang Theory Season 2, Episode 14
Taking SHORTS off.
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 2
I'd wear SHORTS if I had a pair, 78.
The Big Bang Theory Season 9, Episode 9